Can someone recommend a hangover cure? The lingering effect of OH GOD CLEAR A PATH CLEAR A PATH TO THE BATHROOM
I’m sorry, everyone. Jared will not just read the script I’ve written for him. Nothing’s ever good enough for the talent!
Nick here. Guess over the weekend I’ll need to get a haircut that looks exactly like the one I’ve had in all previous sketches!
Hey all! Looks like we’re so hard up for gags that we’ve been robbing the grave of Calvin and Hobbes creator Bill Watterson, and he’s NOT EVEN DEAD.
Jared here. This was the fifteenth take and the first time Nick didn’t draw blood.
Welcome back, hardy few. Jared here. You should have seen Nick’s little legs flapping and then going limp as he bobbed to the surface.
Some poor soul told me they avoided watching these clips Jared and I made. They thought each one was an hour long. Let me assure you we are far too lazy to shoot anything much longer than a pop song. In fact Jared wears very tiny earphones during our shoots so he doesn’t actually have to listen to me, and when he finishes hearing a pop song, we have to switch to the next sketch.
Hello again, it’s Nick. Jared is not a romantic. He once took a girl to a first date at a slaughterhouse. He says this saved him a fortune on dinner.
Hello, Nick here. Jared and I cannot agree on the merits of Axe. Disappointing, because when he’s not around I’ve been dousing his bedsheets in it.
